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The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Sculpture (2009)

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Fringes of Horror by Sean Kimmel is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at www.seankimmel.com.

Starring: Erin Brown, Raine Brown
Director: Pete Jacelone


Premise:
An aspiring artist starts sculpting the perfect man from live parts

My Take:
One word: snoozefest. It tries to be deep with the traumatic events in the main character's childhood but it really doesn't work. Very poor acting doesn't help either.
Skip it... unless you're a big fan of Misty Mundae, I mean Erin Brown. Then only was half and with the fast forward button ready for action.

Rating: Steaming Pile


 

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