Fringes of Horror: Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)

Starring: Robert England, Billy Murray, Martin Compston, Steven Berkoff, Sarah Douglas
Director: Jonathan Glendening

Premise:
After their pack leader is accidentally killed in a strip club, a group of werewolf gangster rage war on the strippers who work there.

My Take:
A solid cast of familiar British faces cant save this mess of a movie. Most of the time it tries too hard to be funny and sexy but fails on both accounts. It certainly doesn't take itself seriously, but it should have just a tad.

Rating: Warning