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The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Stinger (2005)



Starring: Michelle Meadows, Jordi Almeida, James Cagnard
Director: Martin Munthe


Premise:
A group of soldiers are ordered to extract the cargo of experimental ship that was lost at sea.

My Take:
Even the wife loves these low grade movies couldn't make it through this disaster about mutated scorpions.

Rating: Steaming Pile

Watched: Amazon Prime




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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Lazer Team (2015)



Starring: Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Colton Dunn
Director: Matt Hullum


Premise:
Four idiots accidentally crash a UFO containing a top military secret weapon that will be used to combat an incoming alien threat. Now they are the ones who have to save Earth.

My Take:
A comedic take on a group of slacker losers that are forced to saved Earth from alien invasion.

Rating: So Good

Watched: Netflix DVD



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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Devil's Pass (2013)



Starring: Holly Gross, Matt Stokeo, Luke Albright, Gemma Atkinson, Ryan Hawley
Director: Renny Harlin


Premise:
A team of researchers head into the remote mountains in Russia, which is the site of great mystery called the "Dyatlov Pass Incident" from years ago, in order to try and find evidence to what may have happened.

My Take:
Better than a lot of found footage movies. Though the format does get a tad annoying towards the end. Still it's an intriguing story with characters that dont act completely stupid.

Rating: In the middle

Watched: Hulu



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Monday, July 17, 2017

Monster In the Closet (1986)



Starring: Donald Grant, Denise DuBarry, Donal Moffat, Paul Dooley, Claud Akins, Henry Gibson, la Stella Stevens
Director: Bob Dahlin


Premise:
A reporter tries to find out why monsters keep popping in the closets and killing the people in a small town.

My Take:
Troma greatness that takes nothing seriously. It's absurd and over the top and not for everyone's taste.

Rating: Warning (but entertaining)

Watched: Amazon Prime



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Saturday, July 15, 2017

Sacred (2005)



AKA: Portal

Starring: Borvorpoch Jaikunta,
Director: Pakphum Wongjinda


Premise:
A group of city kids are taking a trip into the jungle. The bus crashes when a bridge collapses. The survivors find an abandoned village. They all start to get murdered.

My Take:
A serial killer in the woods story that has a unique Thailand spin to it.


Rating: In the middle





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Friday, July 14, 2017

The Eyes of My Mother (2016)



Starring: Kika Magalhaes, Will Brill
Director: Nicolas Pesce


Premise:
Life on an isolated country farm turns into a nightmare for a young girl with a killer arrives at their doorstop. He murders the mother before the father can get home to save her. They keep the man captive for years as the young girl takes care of him and her ailing, aging father. After the father dies the now young woman must live life on her own.

My Take:
I guess this could be described as art house horror. It's a bleak tale of psychotic breakdown after a serious traumatic event. The lead actress is mesmerizing to watch

Rating: So Good

Watched: Netflix Instant



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Thursday, July 13, 2017

The Last Buck Hunt (2014)



Starring: Zack Gold, Briana Chicha, Cathan Bordyn
Director: Becky Sayers, Nicholas Sayers


Premise:
A crew of a hunting show may have gotten more then they bargained for on their latest exception into the Pacific Northwest to track a large, legendary deer.

My Take:
The movie plays a bit to much to comedy at times and takes way too long to get where it's going. Yet it kept me engaged enough to keep watching and the pay off is worth it.

Rating: In the middle

Watched: Amazon Prime



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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Tale of Tales (2016)



Starring: Salma Hayek, John C. Reilly, Toby Jones, Vincent Cassel, Shirley Henderson, Hayley Carmichael, Bebe Cave, Jonah Lees
Director: Matteo Garrone


Premise:
Three sort of intertwining stories set in a mid evil times.
A King sacrifices his life to a dark spell in order for the Queen to get pregnant. The virgin preparing of the potion also becomes pregnant and the two boys could be twins. The Queen will stop at nothing to have to the two boys not be in contact with one another.
A different King keeps a unique pet and raffles his daughter off in marriage for another person who can guess what it may be. An ogre wins the bet and takes the bride to his cliff dwellings where she must find a way to escape.
A yet another King is swooned by the song of a young girl, who is really an old lady under a magic spell. They are married and she must put up the disguise as long as possible.

My Take:
These are definitely dark fairly tales each with a unique path. The movie looks fantastic with it's sets and costumes. But the stories are cut together in a confusing manner for the viewer.

Rating: In the middle

Watched: Showtime



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