Proud to admit that I am a horror junkie. However, my definition of what falls under the realm of horror entertainment is fairly wide. Horror is an emotion experienced differently by individuals. These are short reviews of the movies, television series, novels, comics, albums, and any thing else which crosses my path if I feel like falls into the wide world of horror entertainment.
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The Rating System
All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.
~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.
~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.
~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.
~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.
~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.
~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.
~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.
~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.
~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.
~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.
Friday, December 30, 2016
The Cemetery (2013)
Starring: J.D. Brown, Natalie Jean, Tim Cronin, Adam Huss, Tabetha Ray
Director: Adam Ahlbrandt
Premise:
A production crews goes to a rural cemetery that was a site of an mass exorcism in the 1600's. While onsite the crew awakens the curse.
My Take:
The movie has some short comings but isn't terrible. The special effects are good and so is the story about the cemetery. Unfortunately, the viewer doesn't really care for the characters or their outcomes.
Rating: Warning
Watched:Amazon
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Thursday, December 29, 2016
Entrails of the Virgin (1986)
Starring: Seako Kizuki, Naomi Hagio, Megumi Kawashima
Director: Kazuo Komizu
Premise:
A group of up and coming models go to the woods with a photographer crew for a weekend photo shoot.
My Take:
Soft core porn disguised as horror flick. Seriously there's about 1 minute regular scene then it cuts to a 5 minute sex scene for the majority of the first half of the movie and since it's Japan, most of it is censored. The result is a film where you dont care about the characters. So when the horror does start happening it's not a big deal. I find it far more disturbing the way blatant misogyny portrayed in the film.
Rating: Warning
Watched: Netflix DVD
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Nailbiter (2013)
Starring: Erin McGrane, Meg Saricks
Director: Patrick Rea
Premise:
On the way to pick up her husband from the airport, a mother and her daughters get caught in a violent tornado. They seek shelter in a house, only to get locked in the basement by the elderly owner who is also harboring a creature.
My Take:
This is a stinker of a movie.
Rating: Steaming Pile
Watched: Amazon Video
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Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Stan Against Evil, Season 1 (2016)
Starring: John C. McGinley, Janet Varney, Deborah Baker Jr., Nate Mooney
Premise:
A former sheriff finds out his wife was battling demons and witches on their cursed New Hampshire town. The new sheriff enlists his help to continue the fight.
My Take:
A fun series with a great cast (though McGinley is perfect is damn near everything he is in). It never takes the content too seriously and has a decent amount of gore. I'm very happy season two has been ordered.
Rating: So Good
Watched: IFC
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Labels:
curses,
dark comedy,
demons,
supernatural,
TV,
witches
Sunday, December 25, 2016
Caesar & Otto's Deadly Xmas (2012)
Starring: Paul Chomicki, Dave Campfield
Director: Dave Campfield
Premise:
Two brothers take a job as a Santa and elf helper. Soon after people start getting murdered by a rival Santa
My Take:
Lots of cameos from B-movie stars of the horror world. But the story is thin and most of the jokes fail.
Rating: Warning
Watched: Amazon Prime
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Saturday, December 24, 2016
A Director's Cut: Monsters in the Woods: (2012)
Starring: Glenn Plummer, Linda Bella,
Director: Jason Horton
Premise:
A film crew shooting a monster in the woods soon find themselves under attack of real monsters.
My Take:
This is a throwback B movie all the way. And it's not very entertaining and commands a lot of disbelief.
Rating: Warning
Watched: Amazon Instant
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Friday, December 23, 2016
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Starring:Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Clint Howard, Candice De Visser, Scottie Thompson, Erick Chavarria, Courtney Gains, Chasty Bellesteros, Matt Angel, E.E. Bell
Director: Andy Palmer
Premise:
A group of the deadliest serial killers escape from a mental institution and rekindle their ways at local scare attraction on Halloween night.
My Take:
A pleasant surprise while watching. The cast never takes itself too seriously and seems to add to the enjoyment and over the top demeanor of the film.
Rating: In the middle
Watched: Showtime
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Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Hardcore Harry (2015)
Starring: Sharlto Copley, Haley Bennet, Tim Roth, Danila Kozlovsky, Andrei Dementiev
Director: Ilya Naishuller
Premise:
A man wakes up as a cyborg with no memory and tries to save his wife from a crazed warlord who assembling bio-engineered soldiers.
My Take:
If you like movies to represent a first person shooter action video game, then this might be your type of flick. I found the story to be good but the execution to be rather annoying.
Rating: Warning
Watched: Netflix DVD
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Sunday, December 18, 2016
The Vatican Tapes (2015)
Starring: Olivia Taylor Dudley, Dougray Scott, Michael Pena, Djimon Housou, Kathleen Robertson, Michael Pare, John Patrick Amedori, Alison Lohman
Director:
Premise:
A women get possessed by a demon and Catholic priests are called in to save her. Only the find out it's really Satan that has taken over her body and wants create havoc on the world.
My Take:
A waste of a good cast with lazy and uninteresting story that the viewer has seen many times before and done better.
Rating:Warning
Watched: Epix
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Friday, December 16, 2016
Channel Zero: Candle Cove, Season 1 (2016)
Starring: Paul Schneider, Fiona Shaw, Natalie Brown, Shaun Benson, Luisa D'Oliveria
Premise:
A man returns to his home town where a series of child murders, including his twin brother, happened years ago. He believes the cause was a children's television show and sets out to find answers.
My Take:
A show full of strange imagery, a solid cast, and several twists. The short six episode format helps the cause. There's just something about program that makes children act strangely that really gives me the creeps.
Rating: So Good
Watched: SyFy
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Labels:
drama,
mystery,
psychological,
supernatural,
TV
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Penance (2009)
Starring: Mareih Delfino, Jason Connery, Michael Rooker, Graham McTavish
Director: Jake Kennedy
Premise:
A stripper gets kidnapped by a crazed religious fanatic, locked in a cell, and tortured.
My Take:
A graphic flick that really doesn't have much going for it... unless you like rather pointless torture scenes.
Rating: Steaming Pile
Watched: Netflix DVD
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Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Reaper (2015)
Starring: Shayla Beesley, James Jurdi, Danny Trejo, Vinnie Jones, Jake Busy
Director:
Premise:
Criminals seem to meet up at a roadside hotel the is inhabited by a supernatural force.
My Take:
There's nothing too clever about the movie. It's rather easy to see where the story is heading. At least the cast makes it watchable.
Rating: Warning
Watched: Showtime
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Monday, December 12, 2016
Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 2 (2016)
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Lucy Lawless, Lee Majors, Dana Delorenzo, Ray Santiago, Ted Raimi, Joel Tobeck, Michelle Hurd
Premise:
The continuing saga of Ash Williams and his fight against demons trying to take over the Earth.
My Take:
Season one was a fun, breath of fresh air which re-familiarized Ash's plight with the Deadites to the audience. But season two kicked everything into high gear fully wrapping itself in the original Evil Dead universe by linking the film and series together plus homage to many classic moments of the movies. It's funny, it's way over the top, it's creepy, and most of all it's just an excellent half hour of entertainment each week.
Rating: So Good (borderline instant classic)
Watched: Starz
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Saturday, December 10, 2016
Chronicles of Evil (2015)
Starring: Daniel Choi, Dong-seok Ma, Hyeon-ju Son,
Director: Woon-hak Beak
Premise:
A police detective up for a promotion accidental kills a taxi driver trying to rob him. In order to protect his reputation, he covers it up. The next day the body has been moved. He is assigned to the case when he starts getting phone calls from a mysterious person wanting to play games.
My Take:
There are many similar type movies in South Korean cinema that it's almost a genre onto itself. The movie has good acting and a cool story.
Rating: In the middle
Watched: Netflix Instant
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Thursday, December 8, 2016
House of the Witchdoctor (2013)
Starring: Allan Kayser, Bill Mosely, Leslie Easterbrook,
Director: Devon Mikolas
Premise:
A group of college kids go to one of their houses for the weekend only to be terrorized by recently released psycho and his sidekick.
My Take:
The viewer doesn't really care for too many characters in this movie and it takes away from the big twist that shifts the focus of the third act. Before that, the movie is really a lot of the same type of torture and criminal violence that has been seen before.
Rating: Warning
Watched: Amazon Instant
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Sunday, December 4, 2016
Suicide Squad: Extended Cut (2016)
Starring: Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Jared Leto, Joel Kinnaan, Jay Hernandez, Adwele Akinnouye- Agbaje, Jai Courtney, Scott Eastwood, Cara Delevinge, Karen Fukuhara, Adam Beach, Ben Affleck, Viola Davis
Director: David Ayer
Premise:
The government assembles a team of dangerous villains and meta humans to combat against other threats to mankind.
My Take:
I feel like the movie was decent enough to set through but really missed out on being a signature film in the DC landscape. It all felt rushed with little meaningful backstory for nearly all the characters and the forced rock tune soundtrack every other scene got annoying really quick. Maybe I should just stop hoping for better out of the franchise.
Rating: In the middle
Watched: Amazon Instant
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Friday, December 2, 2016
Creep (2014)
Starring: Mark Duplass, Patrick Brice
Director: Patrick Brice
Premise:
A man takes a job to videotape a day in a dying man's life so it is documented for his unborn son. As the day goes on, the cameraman starts to think not everything is as it appears in the man's life.
My Take:
All I can say is this flick is creeping and disturbing. You might not look at actor Mark Duplass the same way again.
Rating: So Good
Watched: Netflix Instant
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