Fringes of Horror: The Oregonian (2012)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

The Oregonian (2012)

Starring: Lindsay Pulsipher
Director: Calvin Reeder

Premise:
A gets in a car wreck and wanders around for help.

My Take:
One word: boring. The first twenty minutes is nothing but a bloody girl walking through the woods screaming for help complete with an annoying audio overlay. Then comes several weird characters in snippets. Then it's over.
It comes off trying to be like a David Lynch movie and fails miserably. This might have been better as a forty minute long experimental film instead of a feature.

Rating: Warning