Fringes of Horror: Psycho Shark (2009)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Psycho Shark (2009)

AKA: Jaws In Japan

Director: John Hijiri

Premise:
Two friends are on vacation and get lost. They find a rather deserted hotel to stay at where things seem amiss.

My Take:
Wow. I was hoping for a good shark attack movie. Instead the shark is limited to one brief and ridiculous scene. My basic problem is nothing happens. Two friends have fun on a beach. One of the girls then finds video tape. Girl watches other girls on tape frolic about the beach. In between are strange scenes that dont really make sense or add anything.
I'm not really sure why I didn't shut the movie off.

Rating: Steaming Pile