Fringes of Horror: Dont Go In the Woods (2012)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Dont Go In the Woods (2012)

Starring: Nick Sbeglia
Director:Vincent D'Onofrio

Premise:
A young band heads off to the remote woods to write the remaining songs for their album. It doesn't take long before things go array.

My Take:
I'm still not sure if I was watching a horror movie or one long and boring music video. Every time you think something is about to happen, another song breaks out. In all there might be twenty minutes of actual movie plot (and believe me its thin and makes little sense).

This movie proves great actors dont always make decent directors.

Rating: Steaming Pile