The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Satan's Playground (2006)

Starring: Felissa Rose, Ellen Sandweiss
Director: Dante Tomaselli

A family's car breaks down in the Jersey Pine Barrens. They get attacked by the Jersey Devil and seek refuge in an old house which is occupied by a loony family of satanists, one of which may be the creatures mother.

My Take:
This movie is a hot mess. It has the legend of the Jersey Devil mixed with satanists and so much dumbness that I don't even want to waste the words to complain about it. Needless to say when the first fifteen minutes are people arguing in a car with one of them constantly looking out the window saying "Did you hear that?", the viewer is in for bad flick.

Rating: Steaming Pile

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