Fringes of Horror: Jurassic Shark (2012)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Jurassic Shark (2012)

AKA: Attack of the Jurassic Shark

Starring: Celine Fillon, Christine Emes, Emmanuelle Carriere, Angela Parent
Director: Brett Kelly

Premise:
An oil company unknowingly unleashes a prehistoric shark into a lake at the same time a group of thieves kidnap a group of college students working on a project.

My Take:
Quite simply one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The stupidity of the plot and what happens is mind numbing.

Rating: Steaming Pile (Super Stinky)

Watched: Amazon Prime