Fringes of Horror: I, Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain (1999)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

I, Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain (1999)

Starring: Dean Sipling, Ellen Softley
Director: Andrew Parkinson

Premise:
A man is bitten by a person. He becomes ill and documents his symptoms.

My Take:
A decent premise comes out as extremely boring and very bad dialog. The acting isn't much to write home about either.

Rating: Steaming Pile