Fringes of Horror: Piranha 3DD (2012)

The Rating System

All opinions are my own. We are all different. What I may think is great, you may this terrible. Don't let my opinios stop you from exploring the vast world of horror in all media.

~Mind Blowing: Search for this movie immediately. It can only be described as pure greatness and possible an instant classic.

~So Good: Highly recommended because for one reason or another it stands out above the usual fair. Put the movie on your radar as it wont disappoint.

~In the Middle: The movie is a nothing special, average affair. It may entertain in the short term but it will be easily forgettable in the long haul.

~Warning: This movie is a cliched driven slop of familiar territory. Only watch if you're really of fan of this type of material.

~Steaming Pile: The movie is absolute garbage, a complete bore, and not worth the time or effort.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Piranha 3DD (2012)

Starring: Danielle Panabaker, David Koechner, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, David Hasselhoff, Gary Busey
Director: John Gulager

Premise:
A spawn of prehistoric piranha make their way to an unsuspecting town via underground rivers and land on the opening of a strip club/water park.

My Take:
The movie doesn't take anything too seriously. Unfortunately, that includes the script which is full of nonsense and cardboard cut-out characters. It's too bad because of the good cast.
The best scenes are David Hasselhoff making fun of himself. There's also plenty of gore and nudity (if that's what you're looking for).

Rating: Warning